What is a good price for used toenails?

I want quality for a reasonable price.What is a good price for used toenails?
mine are priceless.What is a good price for used toenails?
The price for used toenails is relative to the condition of said toenails.





If they are short, clean toenails they are worth $1.


If they are long, clean toenails, they are worth $4


If they are thick, dirty toenails, they are worth $10


If they are thick, yellow, dirty toenails, they are worth $25


If they are thick, yellow, dirty toenails riddled with a nasty, nasty fungal infection, they are worth $50.





The moral of this story is the more filthy and disgusting and fugus ridden your toenails are, the more they are worth.





Oh, and you get $75 if you get that sort of ingrown toenail thing on your big toe. You know when you clip your toenail and it kind of rips off a little bit, and then you pull it, and it rips out a huge chunk of nail and skin and then it bleeds? You know what I'm talking about.
$15 per bag of toenails. Weighs about 1 pound per bag. Handle with care.
If someone needed them to put a voodoo hex on you, they might be worth a lot.
A penny...
ten cents a nail, quarter if they are interesting shape.
You should make a killing on that...good luck!